I love sleeping in the laundry basket
Snuggled in your dirty clothes
Feeling closer to you I purr
My ear twitches and my eye glows
Odors wafting to my nose
Love your dirty laundry

Love your smelly shirts and underwear
In the darkness no one can see
Still feel you when you’re not here
Your body odors fascinate me
Snoozing happy as can be
Love your dirty laundry

Gimme dirty socks
Gimme stinky shoes
Gimme dirty socks
Gimme stinky shoes

Love your dirty laundry

Many thanks to Don Henley…

And, apologies to everyone else…

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